This is our Chief Marketing Officer, Haru.

haru

Haru is a shiba and shiba’s give zero fucks. They don’t have stress, because they don’t care. They love you, but they don’t show it. They know what you’re asking, but they refuse to do it. The perfect antidote against AI-generated drivel.

Thoughts on AI:

In these turbulent times, it is only a matter of time before humanity gets enslaved, wiped out, annihilated. It makes therefore a lot of sense not to hire humans anymore. That would be short term thinking.

Hiring me as a CMO not only shows courage, it also shows vision.

Haru

On the importance of company culture:

I feel very welcomed at This Hollow Earth. Everybody is so friendly and supportive. And though I don’t eat lunch myself, Arjen doesn’t mind if I watch him eat.

It has been 2 truly amazing days. I think I can confidently say I found my tribe.

Haru

haru ideation haru in an ideation session for the new marketing plan

haru keyword research haru analysing the latest web analytics and strategizing keyword search optimisation

haru scrutinised haru under scrutiny for the disappointing Q2 results

haru bot attack haru coordinating an AI-bot attack